Belgrade is littered with small convenience stands located on just about every corner. They sell everything from cigarettes to drinks to snacks to cellphone minutes. They're called "shtampas" (not correct spelling).
So the one just 10 feet from our door sells condoms. They sell *exactly* and *exclusively* two kinds of condoms:
- EXTRA SAFE
- ULTRA THIN
Tough choice, eh? Seriously, think about that one for a bit.